Nevi in a very serious voice:   “Mom, how can a salami kill you?”

Me:  “Well a salami is a type of meat, like pepperoni, and I have no idea, outside of someone choking, how  it could kill somebody.”

Nevi again:  “But Mom, the other night at dinner (about 2 months ago to be exact) Daddy prayed for the people who had been killed by the salami”

Me:  “That would be a  “tsunami”, Nevi”.

Poor little sweetie – I can’t imagine what other misunderstandings are swimming around in her brain.