Monthly Archives: April 2010

MULTIPLE USES FOR A PIPE

While I was putting away winter miscellaneous the other day, Sam and Nevi became quite intrigued by the pipes that came with our “Snowman Kit.”   I handed them each one and they ran off to play.  A few minutes later I heard hysterical laughter coming from the bathroom…  I ran in to see what was so funny, as they both exclaimed, “We peed in them!”  Nice…

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ANIMAL HOLLYWOOD

I was taking photos off my camera today and ran across these pictures.  I remember Elli asking me if she could borrow my camera so that she could take pictures of her animals, but never saw the results.  She is so clever!

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A MOMENT I DON’T WANT TO RE-LIVE

****  This is not for those with a weak stomach!

I am typing this out as fast as I can, so as to not  forget the details.  I am not sure I will ever forget though!

I had just dropped Elli and Janie at gymnastics and took the younger three for a quick trip to Target.  I put Millie in the sling, Nevi in the front of the cart, and Sam in the main part of the cart.  We stopped at the snack shop for the usual:  blueberry muffin for Nevi, pretzel with cheese for Sam, and a diet coke for me.  We were happy.

Fast forward to the last aisle of our shopping trip.  Sam was loaded down with groceries, shoes and toiletries all around him, and underneath the cart.  Millie was getting fussy.  I heard a strange sound, but didn’t pay much attention until it wouldn’t go away.  I looked over at Sam and to my horror he was vomitting ALL OVER the cart.   This was not just a little, in a controlled location.  He hit EVERYTHING!  It was all over the floor, in my purse, and covering the groceries.  I froze.  I could not decide whether to make a run for the bathroom, or just leave the cart full of groceries and head for the car.  After a moment I decided to go with the bathroom idea.

Providentially, the family restroom was open.  I didn’t know where to start.  I couldn’t put Millie down on the floor, and the cart was covered, but I couldn’t think of how to clean Sam up with her in my arms.  Finally I put her in Nevi’s spot and went to work stripping him down.  I even had to wash out his shoes! At some point during our time in the bathroom Nevi started crying.  She had just noticed that her new little pink ballet flats had been hit –  badly!  As we were heading at the bathroom, Sam said, “Mom, did you throw the rest of my pretzel away, because I really want to eat it!”

After about 15 minutes, I went back out to the store with Sam sitting in the back,  naked.  I quickly headed to the boy’s clothes section and picked out something decent for him to wear.

Now for the checkout…  I was relieved that the girl at the counter seemed kind, and that she had a scanner gun.  I simply held up each of the worst hit items for her to scan and  she would open up the bags for me to put the item in.  At one point I had to ask for some paper towels to clean the floor again around our cart.  It was so gross.

As I was checking out, one of my former student’s mom called out to me.  Not  the moment to be seen …  But I survived and felt so relieved to have  clipped all the kids into their car seats ready to head home –  until I  realized that I had left my purse in the store!!!

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